Friday, August 11, 2006
Git Nekkid?
After reading all about yesterday's airline/terrorist fiasco and the ensuing new 'restrictions' as to what we can and cannot take on plane, I've come to the conclusion that the only safe way to fly is naked. Check your passport, wallet, clothes at the gate, board to your left, get your buttocks snug into a seat and the attendant will pat you down and buckle you in. After all better arrive safely than dead. What a world, it's going to make travel the ugliest part of our lives, and it should be the most exciting. Wanna see the world? You bet! Strip us down and squeeze us in.
Have a safe weekend.
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2 comments:
three thoughts..
first - eeeew. i would be the one that got stuck in the middle seat. with two very large business men as my naked book-ends.
second - it boils down to trust. a passpost is not a good enough document to tell me that i can trust you. there needs to be a system of trust.
third - deep thoughts for before 6am?
Chris, you can't be sure of a good view. Some of the folks I've travelled with would be really scary naked. Really!
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