Popcorn

Don'tcha love popcorn? Salty, buttery kernels that melt in your mouth (and get stuck in your teeth unfortunately.)

I love it, always have - but I hate what they're trying to pass off as popcorn at the movies and ballparks lately.

Petrified styrofoam coated in canola - or whatever that crap is - and it's cold! Who wants to eat 3000 calories worth of that genetically modified wall insulation.

I say we stand up for our rights, give me popcorn, and make it the real stuff. No more cheez flavoured or buttery flavoured cow corn for me.

If they won't give me the goods, I'll bring my own, and just try to stop me.